Well, I haven’t met Mr. Boreanaz, and I don’t intend to. I don’t know that he really is cool, but that smidgen of faith in humanity tells me it’s likely he belongs to the percentage of people on Earth that wants nice things to happen to self and others.
Once I’ve gotten that point out of the way, I will say that I don’t have cable, nor do I want to have cable. Most programming is a tremendous waste of time, but I do like Bones. Or used to like it. I used to watch it obsessively, but after a certain episode the behavior of all characters began to annoy me tremendously, and I stopped watching it.
I do find forensic anthropology fascinating. Say you die, and I really hope you don’t, but let’s imagine you do. Say a giantess crushed you, and then she proceeded to hide your mortal coil in a place that made it difficult to find. It’s wonderful that there are people in this world qualified to tell many things about your remains if they happen to consist mostly (or completely) of your skeleton.
Then it might be possible to catch* the bad giantess that hid your body so that the flesh and [what they thought was] all evidence of foul play would disappear. Because ever since I can remember I have always loved it when the bad guy gets it. The bad guy getting his just desserts is the foundation for my childhood fantasy of being either a vampire or sniper or mercenary or contract killer.
David Boreanaz plays Seeley Booth in the show, and when I started watching the show I thought of finding material to create giantess (or shrunken men) collages of both actors, and found that there’s something about the way he poses and adjusts his body in front of the camera that winds up as Google image search results that I have been able to use in several collages. Obviously, that’s his mission in life. 🙄
*Though I’m sorry to tell you she’ll never do time for her crime. You try arresting one of us. See what happens.