Listen here, and listen well.

If movies were dogs and cats…

…this drools:

And this rules:

I never saw the real Choke movie, nor will I ever watch it.

I’m still taking cleansing showers from Sam Rockwell’s performance in The Green Mile, in any case. Not because he was bad. On the contrary.

I wanted to create funny custom credits for my fake poster, but no time tonight. Maybe this weekend.

March 9, 2018

Almost a decade later, I finally edited my fake poster and added credits that amuse me. Funny how we waste so much time doing things that only have meaning to us. And probably three other people.