Dear McCain Robo Caller,

Please stop dialing my number.

I hang up right away when you call.

I can tell by the little I catch of your annoying screeches that you run on paid-by-the-word hate fuel.

I’m not interested in anything you have to autosay.

I’m for the other guy.

Disassemble painfully under the crushing weight of a powerful female foot and go to hardware hell.

XXOOXX,

Undersquid

Stop.Calling.Me.
Stop.Calling.Me.
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