Cocky

Earlier this afternoon I was in the kitchen, standing over the stove as I prepared my excellent turkey cheeseburgers, and as I shaped patties and placed them in the hot pan, I started thinking about this stuff.

I was thinking, What if there was this woman, and there was this man she really liked, and one day she decided to make him [censored], really really [censored], and then she’d take him home, where she would proceed to [censored] him [censored] [censored] [censored] [censored] [censored], where he would [censored] and [censored] [censored] [censored] furiously as he [censored], with her [censored] placed [censored] [censored] [censored] his [censored], which would mean he’s only about [censored] or [censored] [censored] in height, and then she’d [censored] him even more, and [censored] him [censored] [censored] [censored], and he’d [censored] in [censored] like a little [censored], his [censored] [censored] it’s so damn [censored]. And then he’d [censored] a [censored] little [censored] [censored], and [censored] would be [censored] [censored], all ready to be [censored], and then he starts [censored] [censored] the [censored] until his [censored] makes it [censored], and it starts [censored] immediately after he [censored] it, and lo and behold, [censored] [censored] later they have a [censored], [censored] [censored] [censored], but before she [censored] [censored], the woman constantly asks the little man to [censored] [censored] [censored] to make sure the [censored] is [censored] well.

And then I thought, And then it turns out the [censored] [censored] is [censored] [censored].

And then I thought, I’m insane.

Ever have times like that? Days you catch yourself thinking you are a little wacky because you found yourself in the closet of your mind, reading these really naughty, illegal metaphorical magazines that go beyond the limits of what’s already an unusual fantasy, and holding a bottle of lotion and [censored] til your [censored] falls off your [censored].

Anyway, yeah, so that’s what this collage is all about.

Signed,

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