“Bsydz, She lef me in charch dis tiem.”

“Meow.”

“No u cant teik me, ai haz mor street smartz dan u!”

“Meow!”

“U don haz de gutz!”

“Meoowww.”

“We not openin de dor for dogees an das final! Dey lookz oafuly suspeeshus 2 me.

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P.S. The above captions and dialogue are not an attempt at spelling a German accent as it’s being assumed in some quarters. It’s Lolspeak, for crying out loud.