As no one knows, I don’t really like blond men, or redheads (which as everyone knows are the harbingers of evil, with the exception of Eric Stoltz). Guys with dark hair and brown eyes are far more pleasing to my eyes, so when I watched Aeon Flux this weekend, I had a hard time following the dialogue when Marton Csokas was onscreen.
Not that I missed much. It wasn’t a bad movie, not the kind that makes me projectile vomit in recollection of two lost hours. I’ll only be adding it to my collection because Marton Csokas is indescribably gorgeous. I’ve watched The Lord of the Rings 400 times, and not once did Lord Celeborn make me salivate like this. Maybe it was all that annoying blond hair, but change it to brown locks and wow.
So I had to shrink him. You understand, right? I have needs, gigantic needs, and they won’t be denied. OK, time to go. I should not be blogging tonight, especially at this ungodly hour, but I had to show you what I did. And what I said about blonds and redheads is not true. I like men of all colors! Except that one guy. That guy sucks.