I think I just creamed my skirts. A beautiful tiny man in a commercial, and not one lady grabs him and has her way with him in the middle of the store, on a pile of new garments!? Doesn’t anyone know how to make commercials anymore?
(Later….) Good heavens. I just watched a bunch of THE Mike commercials, and I think I’m going to pass out from extreme arousal. Now I can only hope THE Mike creates a fake blog so I can stalk him and post naughty things and my phone number and which finger I use while watching which commercial. That will make Old Navy make more of them! Right? RIGHT?!?!
Oh man… I am in pain. Blue lady balls. Ouch.
Now that I’ve recovered my composure, I’ll mention I’m amazed I hadn’t heard of these commercials before. Not watching TV and not scouring Giantess City for quality threads among the painfully ridiculous does come with a price. Thank goodness for YouTube!
THE Mike Presents Crops
A cute one that features one of my favorite things to do to a tiny man upon meeting him: bending over to get a closer look.
THE Mike Presents Shorts
I love that surprised gasp! I can imagine it multiplied manifold for his tiny size. I can imagine the air she sucks in when she inhales sharply is a breeze in reverse, one that startles him from behind as it passes him on its way to her. I can imagine it occurs to him it’s only a prelude to heavier breathing.
THE Mike Presents Cargos
This one is the best. The tall man talking to the little one, the little one yapping back at him, and why oh why can’t the tall one take him home with them and teach him a lesson? They could both teach him many lessons all night, and then in the morning when the lady woman is in the bathroom the tall one can learn the little one a last time.
Please know that just as you have lesbian fantasies, women have gay fantasies. Loads of them. About you and your best friend. Sorry, but he’s hot.
THE Mike Presents Uniforms
The least enjoyable of the set, as hot Mike chats it up with children. It makes my lady balls shrink away in frightened distaste. I imagine it feels this way when people pop in a DVD thinking they’re gonna watch porn, and instead they are forced to watch PETA slaughterhouse footage. Yesitsawonderfulanalogy!
THE Mike Presents Swimwear
Sweet, but little Mike should have been nearly naked for this one. Why dost thou faileth me thus, Old Navy? Why?
THE Mike: 30% Off
Cute. It fits right with my fantasies of purchasing a tiny man marketed as the iPet.