Dude, where's my bug?

I don't know how your tiny brain works, but if it's anything like my giant one, then certain visual input triggers certain mental images. Since I don't only think of shrunken men as sexual fodder, I also ask myself poignant questions: What do you do for a living? What do you eat? What fabric do... Continue Reading →

Vanya & Sonia & Masha & Spike

The ad above fell into my hands, and I-hapless victim of false advertising-immediately thought, "Finally! A play about a woman and the man she shrinks and then¬†forces to live in a tiny dollhouse and then she uses him as her plaything every night and every day and every morning and she has her friends Vanya... Continue Reading →

Lost at sea?

I enjoy looking at my visitors' data, namely countries and pages they visit. It still puzzles me to no end that one of the most visited pages has to do with my crushing a cricket. Sickos. :) When I gawked¬†at my most recent visitors' world map, I saw the above image. It brought forth the... Continue Reading →

I was shopping at Walmart…

...And I spotted a box of 20 wooden clothespins. Perfect for a two-foot-tall little guy during laundry day, no? Their true function is that of paper clips. I think I used one once, and added the rest to the pile of Walmart things I never use. That's not true: I don't have a pile of... Continue Reading →

The guy that works at Family Video

I'm not saying you spend every minute of every day thinking about this stuff, but there are some environmental factors you can't help. Someone you see at work, or your spouse's best friend, or that hottie behind the counter. Real people. In my case, one of those real persons is that one guy that works... Continue Reading →

Legends of Tomorrow

I never liked Christopher Reeve's Superman, but it was much better than any other Superman that had ever been translated into screen. When Brandon Routh made his appearance in the role, I thanked the Lords of Kobol. Now that man is my cup of tea. His face is the kind of face I've been fantasizing... Continue Reading →

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