…Is not what I asked, when I started creating those Craigslist ads. The above is a composite image of five penis pics I received in an email as an answer to this fake ad.

C’mon. Craigslist is not where I go for that. And as Twitter said: 

(Although I do like them small, but I’m not going to talk to you about that. That’s the sort of private conversation that belongs somewhere else, such as a smut blog.)

Also, doesn’t the composite image look like the eyes and nose of an alien face?