“Why am I stretching?” “Shh...” “It’s not as though I’m going to get any taller.” “Please, be quiet.” “I don’t like yoga.” “That’s not yoga. We’re not doing yoga.” “Then what are we doing?” “We’re relaxing.” “Can’t we relax indoors?” “Do you know why I brought you to the beach in the middle of October?”... Continue Reading →

The ABCs Game – F is for Farts

I... don't know where I'm going with this. I'm thinking about it now, and you are just sitting there, so you might as well listen. * * * Gabriel Maurice Sanchez, experiment No. 132, walked into his psychiatrist's office and kept on walking. He only measured four inches in height, so it took him a... Continue Reading →

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