"Happy birthday, Patty." "But you already gave me a gift." "That was wine for the party. This is your real present. I wanted to wait until now that we're sober to give it to you. To hand it over to you last night with all of us here would have been a disaster." "You're being... Continue Reading →
I'm no longer going to explain the history behind my friend Aborigen's contest because it's rather easy to learn if you poke around long enough. All tiny people need to know is that the contest series exists, and this is its second year running. Last year I entered the #CruelJan17 contest and had a very... Continue Reading →
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