At one point last year there were fifty-two countries on Earth that had failed to visit my blog. That number went down to fifty-one at some point last year. I failed to notice it until now. Welcome to the fold, American Samoa. Why is this important? Because I say it is. I like to think of myself as an all-encompassing force that covers the entire planet (and then some), so those fifty-two rebel countries must join me… or be crushed.

But American Samoa is now safe. Giantesses may roam those islands freely, and have fun with the people they encounter, in whatever way they see fit. You’re welcome.