Do you remember back when life was wonderful, and I entered that Size Riot contest that was centered around butt stories? Writers turned in fifteen stories for ButtyJuly17, and that was the best July there ever was. I wrote two stories I never posted anywhere, and after more than a year later, I suppose I better get around to it.
Why did I want to write about posteriors? I’m not a fan of the female one. I’m not opposed to it either… it just doesn’t do anything for me. But I do have one, and my relationship with it hasn’t always been easy. From the moment I started developing curves, it caused me nothing but sorrow and frustration because of its shape. It was only after my teenage—and some adult—years that I came to appreciate its power.
Writing stories about butts was a way to celebrate that realization. Also, a few size buddies of mine are obsessed with that body part, so I didn’t encounter much opposition when I offered up the idea to Aborigen, the owner and organizer of these writing contests. Alright, I aint’t got nothing else to say. Here’s the link to the story: