I was going to publish this days ago, but every time I reread it I felt it was far too lewd for my innocent blog. That’s not the content I like to publish, so my words are being edited to display mild thoughts only. Super mild. You might as well not read this. Go watch a “Baby Boss” episode. More action there.
Also, I could have just published this without going into how it was this and now it’s that, but what can I say? I was feeling share-y.