The place usually deletes my ads within a very short period of time, but in the meantime I like to imagine a world where any person can go online and make a connection with someone that wants what they have to offer. They don’t get to it right away, but maybe they catch a movie first as the little guy sits in her pocket, or perhaps they share a picnic somewhere there’s a pond with ducks that waddle closely looking for bread crumbs. He feeds a duckling with some difficulty, and she laughs at the adorable display. I can tell those two will be great together, and some time very soon she’ll hold him in her hand and never let go.
Here’s the real thing, until they kill it.
Hug the Undersquid 
Another one for Crawford’s database. Eventually someone’s going to use that Google Map and come calling.
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They’ll come calling on Louis Friend only. They might have better luck dumping the account’s info. Maybe.
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It’s still there! I can imagine the typical reader and his/her eyes growing wide. “So this is possible now? Cool.” Nicely done, U.
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I’ve gotten three emails that basically state, “Huh? But okay! Let’s go for it.” Makes me laugh. Thank you, meremention!
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I think most of us here are thinking the same thing. You don’t need a craigslist add, we’re all ready to sign up whenever you ask. Would really enjoy seeing people’s reactions to it though!
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People’s reactions are part of why I enjoy creating these fake ads.
I did place a “real” ad back in 2016, with mixed results.
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Seems I may need to check out craigslist more often!
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Oh, I didn’t use CL for that. I announced it on my blog a long time ago, in now defunct posts.
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