The place usually deletes my ads within a very short period of time, but in the meantime I like to imagine a world where any person can go online and make a connection with someone that wants what they have to offer. They don’t get to it right away, but maybe they catch a movie first as the little guy sits in her pocket, or perhaps they share a picnic somewhere there’s a pond with ducks that waddle closely looking for bread crumbs. He feeds a duckling with some difficulty, and she laughs at the adorable display. I can tell those two will be great together, and some time very soon she’ll hold him in her hand and never let go.
Here’s the real thing, until they kill it.