I can invent a size holiday out of thin air, but today there’s no need to do that because it’s actually National Limerick Day. The only limericks that matter to me are size ones, so I’m celebrating the day by writing a few of those fun, silly poems, and by imagining I have a tiny partner that likes to write some for me too.
What would he say about me? Something nice, of course. This is a tiny little sex toy that actually likes me, you see? He’d never ever say anything unflattering about me. That’s why I love him so.
Hey, that’s not nice! No more Internet for the little scamp. Time out in my panties… which is really time in, if you think about it. And I think about it a lot.
Hug the Undersquid 
My girl got tired of my funkin’
So she contrived to have me shrunken
Now her life is sublime
‘Cause I spend all my time
Squirmin’ and suckin’ and spelunkin’
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That made me laugh for real! How fun was that to write? A lot, I bet. What a nice way to celebrate the day.
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I’m not practiced at cadence. The final line should be:
Squrmin’ suckin’ and spelunkin’
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Oh, I getcha. I made a couple of mistakes myself, that I’ll correct later.
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Yay, National Limerick Day. Great way to celebrate, fun to read. You won’t be surprised in the slightest that I liked the fourth one best. Except maybe the roof part. KInda need those over our heads. As someone with roughly 49% Irish ancestry I would love to visit the actual Limerick someday, or any place in that country. Thanks for this, and Sláinte!
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Thank you, I’m happy you enjoyed it. Roof shmoof. 49% is nice! I’m only 3% from that region (I have Welsh blood, go figure that one out), and I would love to visit that whole region someday too.
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There’s a goddess who’s named Undersquid
Who covered my new home with a lid
I asked her to stop
She poked holes in the top
Now she toys with me like she’s a kid
Not a great writer but thought I’d try my hand at it
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This is great, James. Sweet and wholesome even with the clear decidedness of the characters. :)
Thank you very much for sharing it. I hope your Limerick Day was fun!
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Absolutely was. Got a response from you!
Glad you enjoyed!
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