The place usually deletes my ads within a very short period of time, but in the meantime I like to imagine a world where any person can go online and make a connection with someone that wants what they have to offer. They don't get to it right away, but maybe they catch a movie... Continue Reading →
Fun Ads A couple of days ago someone shared a link with me to a series of ads that included a version of the above. I altered the male shape to cater to my thoughts and had a lovely moment to myself as I thought how wonderful it would be to live in a world... Continue Reading →
It's the weekend, I'm doing laundry and contemplating writing, and I hadn't done one of these in a while. For many years I've thought of every possible ingredient I could use to develop a working shrinking formula. It's all nonsense, of course... but I enjoy letting my mind sink its teeth into the notion. How... Continue Reading →
I was sitting here, pissed off because I couldn't find those old Lay's Singles potato chip commercials. Remember them? I saw them nine years ago, and I posted a blog entry about them, and now the YouTube links for them are dead, once again proving that when I publish a video, I have to actually... Continue Reading →
"Hey, giantess!" "Hey is for horses." "Uh, OK. So..." "So?" "I'm here!" "So I see." "So... what are you going to do to me?" "What in the world are you talking about?" "Dunno. Are you going to pick me up between your fingers? Put me in your mouth? I'd like that very much. And if... Continue Reading →
Because it does happen. It might have happened to me, if I'd awakened to life in a world where shrunken men existed, and the one I kept angered me one day. Maybe I'd shake him once too hard, or kick him in the gut with my big toe, and off he'd go, flying across the... Continue Reading →
I'm exhausted. Off to bed I go. (Later...) It's six thirty-seven in the morning, and I'm exhausted, and I can't sleep. I'm also a little drunk, trying to see if that will help me sleep, but all I keep seeing is images in my head. I might as well do something about that. Wouldn't you,... Continue Reading →
Well, what the hell was I supposed to do? Sometimes my friend Aborigen writes blog entries that tear at my tender feelings because something nefarious happens to a little person. The latest such event compelled me to imagine this solution to the Aaron problem. It doesn't mean he survives what's coming to him now that... Continue Reading →
I hope this one doesn't warrant being flagged for removal. I like it. Here's the actual link for it.
Here's the original post. Or was, before I received an email about it being flagged for removal. I thought the title would give me that kind of trouble, but that's how I saw it in my head. I rarely do this Craigslist thing with an idea in mind before I ever get to the website,... Continue Reading →
In a world where giantesses exist, a man watched her walk by every night. Why does she take long nightly walks by his house? Or at all? Maybe she's like me. Maybe she can't sleep.
I've missed creating these, and its time to get back to having fun with fake ads, so here's the next one. And no one answer this ad but me. I want this little guy! And this is a sort of background information on something I'll write based on a story idea by my little guy Hopier,... Continue Reading →
This blog entry is the second part of something I haven't posted yet, which I'll have to send into the past to retropost. It sorta stands alone... but it makes more sense when paired with that nonexistent entry.