Therapy

July is going through an identity crisis. Temperatures aren’t record low, but they feel utterly unusual. Not as shocking as spotting a tiny man in my home, and certainly not as delightfully puzzling, that’s for sure. I’ve been trying to find little people since birth (there are pictures of me as a baby, being held... Continue Reading →

The moon and the stars

If I could hold them in my hand I'd make them understand I'm not a haunted mind I'm not a thoughtless kind If I could put them in a jar I know they wouldn't scar I'd do it if I could I hope you know I would "Late At Night" - Buffalo Tom I've been... Continue Reading →

My Millions ad

I was sitting here, pissed off because I couldn't find those old Lay's Singles potato chip commercials. Remember them? I saw them nine years ago, and I posted a blog entry about them, and now the YouTube links for them are dead, once again proving that when I publish a video, I have to actually... Continue Reading →

I was shopping at Walmart…

...And I spotted a box of 20 wooden clothespins. Perfect for a two-foot-tall little guy during laundry day, no? Their true function is that of paper clips. I think I used one once, and added the rest to the pile of Walmart things I never use. That's not true: I don't have a pile of... Continue Reading →

Paper cities

Behold how I shamelessly add this one to my pile of incomplete posts. I'll try to get back here tomorrow if I have the time. I probably won't, but I will say that ever since I was a child I've experienced great enjoyment from creating little things out of paper. But enough for now. Tomorrow... Continue Reading →

Minimiam

http://www.minimiam.com/en/goen.html is a website I found yesterday when I was doing a search for "shrunken men" but in Spanish. Minimiam, as I understand, means "mini yum" (I'm sure the vore folks will love that) (yes, we do), and it's a duo of food photographers that place miniatures on edibles in such interesting ways that one... Continue Reading →

Two Words

Well, you'd think that copying and pasting a few paragraphs would make posting these every Wednesday a bit easier. As it turns out, there's an insane level of busy that doesn't permit such simple blogging maneuvers. These two words were provided as part of the game by a giantess community member by the name of... Continue Reading →

Menicure, not manicure!

Last night I was reading MattyBoy's latest Math post, in which he used a ladder to illustrate his point. So I'm reading about the ladder and given how my mind lives in the gutter- in fact, sometimes I think the gutter is in my mind, but never mind. So I'm thinking a ladder is what... Continue Reading →

Tiny USB vacuum cleaner

This is a cute little thing. I saw it and I couldn't help thinking of a shrunken man running out of excuses on why he can't possibly do chores around the house. The tiny appliance is several inches in height, so a small man would have to be the size of a tallish doll to... Continue Reading →

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