“Eurovision Song Contest: The Story of Fire Saga”

https://youtu.be/o6flLHtP7Pg The previous clip and the following entry contain SPOILERS for the movie "Eurovision", just so you know. "The elves went too far." When Will Farrell was on SNL, I didn't like him. I found him extraordinarily annoying. That feeling changed after he left the show and started making quirky movies. My opinion was materially... Continue Reading →

The ABCs Game – J is for Jeans

I've been playing this ABCs Game for approximately a decade, and it's time to wrap it up. It's time to wrap up all my blog series so I can move on to other things I need to finish and start. I'm halfway done with the letters, some of which have been accidental repeats. Who cares? No... Continue Reading →

When Toys Cry

Dig if you will the picture Of you and I engaged in a kiss Your lips and your body cover me Can you, my darling Can you picture this? Dream, in your hand, a glass jar In it, my body bruised blue I see your face, curious, closest I feel the heat The heat between... Continue Reading →

Valerian and the scene of a thousand triggers

https://youtu.be/xf3X-izeONU "Okay, let's have a look at you." [Shrieks] "Not at me, tiger. Come on." [Whimpers] "Don't be scared. I'll look after you." [Chirps] "Come on. [Gasps] Hello." [Squeaks] "Wow. You have the most incredible eyes." [Chirps] [Giggles] "Okay, you're a little scabby, so why don't we get you a nice treatment so you can... Continue Reading →

Adventure Time – “Mama Said”

Oh, shut up. You know you love that show too. When it first came on, it used to annoy me, but not everyone at my house hated it, so I began to overhear longer bits of it, and to love the double entendre, and the size bits. I love size bits, no matter where they... Continue Reading →

Tonight

I'm sneezing until I taste blood. I'm unable to sleep though I have not slept in over twenty-four hours. I have stories dancing in my head, some better than others. I have a semi abandoned blog I'm trying to feed by mentally crying out "clear", and zapping it with a super late lunch of churros... Continue Reading →

My Millions ad

I was sitting here, pissed off because I couldn't find those old Lay's Singles potato chip commercials. Remember them? I saw them nine years ago, and I posted a blog entry about them, and now the YouTube links for them are dead, once again proving that when I publish a video, I have to actually... Continue Reading →

Born in a Flash

This is my Gentle April 2017 entry. For the entirety of the month of April I languished, unable to think of what to write for my contest entry. Then I listened to this song while trying to get some inspiration: https://youtu.be/a1BeoFuSQus And the idea came to me. The story is much longer, but this will... Continue Reading →

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