Happy National Limerick Day!

I can invent a size holiday out of thin air, but today there's no need to do that because it's actually National Limerick Day.  The only limericks that matter to me are size ones, so I'm celebrating the day by writing a few of those fun, silly poems, and by imagining I have a tiny... Continue Reading →

Happy Valentine’s Day!

I had a nice day today. I saw friends, I laughed, and I created. My mind is rushing with ideas I can't wait to bring into existence. Stories, drawings, and other kinds of creativity that connect with the woman I really am: the enormous woman that sees it all from here, and wants to rearrange... Continue Reading →

Happy New Year!

And now the fireworks go off. Have a Happy New Year!2019 is finally over, thank Me. It sucked. It was the second worst year of my life. On to happy thoughts. I'm an incredibly strong woman. I'm a real giantess. I'm a survivor. I'm here to stay. I wish the same for you. I wish... Continue Reading →

Happy Thanksgiving Day

I wish you a very good day, whatever you celebrate. When I first heard about this holiday, I was a young girl still living in South America and I thought giving thanks only one day of the year sounded strange. I thought they could be thankful every day of the year. Me and my literal... Continue Reading →

Happy St. Patrick’s Day!

This is the first time in many years I've written an entry to celebrate this day... except I'm not writing this today. I wrote it tomorrow, and I'm posting it yesterday, but who will know? No one cared. I'm also not entirely happy with my drawing: the proportions are not what I wanted... who knows... Continue Reading →

Happy Independence Day!

Imagine for a moment that on a day like today, you are very small. You love your country. No matter who you are, no matter who you voted for, no matter what your crazy ideology is, you truly believe you know what’s best. But it doesn’t matter what you think because you are very small... Continue Reading →


I'm sneezing until I taste blood. I'm unable to sleep though I have not slept in over twenty-four hours. I have stories dancing in my head, some better than others. I have a semi abandoned blog I'm trying to feed by mentally crying out "clear", and zapping it with a super late lunch of churros... Continue Reading →


Today is International Giantess Day, in case you didn’t know. I’m celebrating it in various ways, and posting this collage is one of them. I started it almost ten years ago, on Friday, March 9, 2007 at 8:21 pm. It almost didn't make it, as I never really intended to start collaging again. I thought that... Continue Reading →

How does a shrunken man take a bath?

More later. I gotta get some sleep. Sunday, June 11, 2017, 2:37 PM I think it's later now. The day I posted the above pic was International Giantess Day, in case you didn't know. I remember finding the image, but I only have a vague recollection of what I was going to write about it.... Continue Reading →

Happy Mother's Day!

Were-rabbit my @$$. What? You know you thought about it too. Bring us the size-different claymation porn, film industry! I'll be back later to delete these terribly crass words and compose a sensible message. In the meantime, call your mother. :) (A week later...) As it turns out, I won't be deleting any words from... Continue Reading →

Happy St. Patrick's Day!

A two-year-old entry from my old blog. Years after dying in a freak auto-erotic asphyxiation accident, a shrunken Mulder miraculously reappears as Scully watches in scientific disbelief. Or maybe she had a bite too many off one of those innocuous looking mushrooms. Well, I can hardly blame her. Amanita muscaria is hardly peyote. Can't expect... Continue Reading →

Signs of a Happy Valentine's Day

I was going to write a poem to go with this, perhaps some other time. In the meantime, pretend this is a poem though nothing in it rhymes. Have a happy Valentine's Day may you spend it in her shoe. The above is a bathroom sign for ladies taller than you. They need a special... Continue Reading →

Happy Valentine's Day!

It’s Saturday, so that means… RANDOM COLLAGE TIME! I created this collage for a Valentine's Day image contest at the GDC, a contest I won, by the way. I'm always going to say I won every contest I entered, even though it's a big fat lie. I'll constantly claim other people are lying when they... Continue Reading →

A very merry Christmas Day to you!

Giantess.com closed its doors over a year ago, and every once in a while I still catch myself thinking about the place. It happens a bit more often now that I'm reposting entries and old collages, and not so much with new material. Life always goes on, but I still think it was the coolest... Continue Reading →

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