Friday He’s My Toy

Yesterday I tweeted one of my #Inktober18 images, and a conversation about remaking a song by The Cure ensued... and here it is. It's just a fun change of lyrics. I don't care if he turns blueOr turns gray next to my shoeHe'd scream if he really knewIt's Friday he's my toy Made so small he’d... Continue Reading →

When Toys Cry

Dig if you will the picture Of you and I engaged in a kiss Your lips and your body cover me Can you, my darling Can you picture this? Dream, in your hand, a glass jar In it, my body bruised blue I see your face, curious, closest I feel the heat The heat between... Continue Reading →


Because I'm convinced we're all very busy writing or plagiarizing or parodying songs about tiny men and giantesses, I decided to create a contest about it. I begin to suspect that only a few of us ever entertain the thought of composing original songs about people of different sizes. An even smaller number does it... Continue Reading →

Size Tunes 2017

I've had this idea for years. I contemplated it, and never did anything about it, until now. Back then, because I used to go to boards and talk to a lot of people, I got to know a few of them a bit, and as it turns out, nearly every one of them had some... Continue Reading →


I was listening to "Broken" by Depeche Mode for the millionth time, when it came to me that I should change the lyrics to suit my giant thoughts about shrinking that very special little man in my world, Hopier... so here they are. Shrunken I want all the control And almost no pain How much... Continue Reading →

Should Be Higher

Here I sit, listening to my old external drive whirring as it bestows upon this new Mac my old, beloved GTS and iTunes files. There is some trash among the treasures... I was wincing as I reread some of my super early cyber sex ventures. I was ridiculous. Now I'm awesome (or would be if... Continue Reading →

Flash and Moon

And I don't think you have to ask who's Flash and who's Moon. This is their story, also kind of a song. You know the one. Mmm mmm mmm mmm. Once there was this woman who grew very tall one day and couldn't fit inside her home anymore And when she finally came to terms... Continue Reading →

He's My Tiny

A repost from my old blog. Lesley Gore performed songs that were hits before my time, but made their way into the soundtracks of '80s movies I watched and liked. Four years ago, in December of 2004, I must have been watching Sixteen Candles or some other such movie when I thought of changing the... Continue Reading →

Dollhouse Blues

I posted this at my old blog, and I wasn't planning on allowing it to see the light of day again, but I received a request for a repost, so here it goes. It's cheesy, and it makes me feel like Elizabeth Shue in Adventures in Babysitting, except without the fake applause from a crowd... Continue Reading →

Shrinking Him

It’s Saturday, so that means… RANDOM COLLAGE TIME! Sing with me now: Making him tiny and watching him dwindle; Seeing his fear as his passion is kindled; Soft skin that tingles as it slowly shrinks; These are a few of my favorite things. Or... Growing gigantic, becoming far taller; Seeing my love and his pants... Continue Reading →

Stay Cool, Boy

I put this entry up on my old blog last summer, probably about a year ago, during one of those extra hot days. I find hot weather much more pleasant this year, and that's one mental shift I don't quite get. Years past I've bellyached incessantly about how hot it is, and how uncomfortable the... Continue Reading →

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