Tuesday Night News…

A new banner? No. Never. Yesterday I was taking pics of myself for future drawing reference, and decided on a couple I'm going to use soon. As I stared at them I wondered how it would feel to use one of them as a Twitter banner. The idea made me extremely uncomfortable, but I decided... Continue Reading →

Feeble Attempts

I was going to publish this days ago, but every time I reread it I felt it was far too lewd for my innocent blog. That's not the content I like to publish, so my words are being edited to display mild thoughts only. Super mild. You might as well not read this. Go watch... Continue Reading →

Tuesday Night News…

It's time for my Tuesday various and sundry update on what I deem pertinent information. I'm participating in the latest writing contest, hosted by Size Riot, and despite the problematic theme voted into existence by some of you. That topic is Big Couples, giant people with a normal-sized person, or a normal couple with a... Continue Reading →

Tuesday Night News…

Fun Ads A couple of days ago someone shared a link with me to a series of ads that included a version of the above. I altered the male shape to cater to my thoughts and had a lovely moment to myself as I thought how wonderful it would be to live in a world... Continue Reading →

Missing Countries, part 50

Today has been both a great day and a shitty day. On the plus side, I'm enjoying all your answers to my Consent poll and received a comic book I've been waiting to read for months. I looked for a proper wrap dress I can wear to the opera and I didn't have any luck but found... Continue Reading →

This ain’t right.

I want you to get down on your knees and give thanks to whatever it is you believe is that higher power. I want you to know that if I could, I would grow and make this world be what I want it to be. I'm not one of those ethical people that tell you "Yes,... Continue Reading →

Missing Countries, part 51

At one point last year there were fifty-two countries on Earth that had failed to visit my blog. That number went down to fifty-one at some point last year. I failed to notice it until now. Welcome to the fold, American Samoa. Why is this important? Because I say it is. I like to think of myself as an... Continue Reading →

So anyway…

  I was looking for someone to work on an image for me, for one of my stories, but what do you look for when you want to commission someone to create something you love? You look at their past work. I have yet to find past work by artists that showcases their skill with... Continue Reading →

Enough

“Guess how many different kinds of handshakes Stephen Colbert has for his guests,” she asked him, her words only slightly slurred. These past weeks she’d been working diligently on drinking every bottle of alcohol she’d accumulated in the last decade and had never consumed. Years ago she’d claimed she was saving them for a nuclear... Continue Reading →

Temptation, Frustration

So bad it makes me cry. Wet bus stop; no one's waiting. My car is cold and dry. Alright, my car is not warm, and it was washed tonight, and it's probably dry, so that's the only thing that's true about that sentence. That and the frustration. Because it is frustrating to have these fantasies,... Continue Reading →

The Building Thing

Nope, I see very little chance of getting any sleep right now. I did doze off a while back, but woke up 45 minutes later, fully awake, and there's nothing for it. I'm listening to very good music written by a good friend, who is some kind of genius composer, and can write incredibly brilliant... Continue Reading →

Some dreams and stuff…

What do you do when you're having a bad day? What do I do? Sometimes I drink if I can, and lately even when I shouldn't. I've decided to stop that, so wish me luck. Just don't be so optimistic about it. There is one thing that annoys me to no end when I'm feeling... Continue Reading →

Missing Countries

Well, this is a shocker, and frankly, it annoys me. I visited my FlagCounter page to check out which places  I'm missing from the map, and as you can see, there are many that have yet to produce blog visitors. I'm tempted to visit some of these countries only to log on from an Internet cafe,... Continue Reading →

I wrote this? Seriously?

Well, sometimes I surprise myself. I've often said I only think about foot crush within the context of real-life anger. Someone beeps furiously in traffic because it's a school zone and I'm not going fast enough, and as the jerk finally zooms by he gives me (and consequently my son) the finger? Yeah. I'd shrink... Continue Reading →

Please send penis pics…

...Is not what I asked, when I started creating those Craigslist ads. The above is a composite image of five penis pics I received in an email as an answer to this fake ad. C'mon. Craigslist is not where I go for that. And as Twitter said:  (Although I do like them small, but I'm not... Continue Reading →

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